Humpy n’ Dumpty
No one knew why they chose to come to the small village of Lin, but one thing was clear: Humfrey and Dumfrey were big trouble. A few weeks after their arrival, they had established dominance in the village as its most notorious criminals. They started off small, from being pickpockets and con artists to straight up home invasions, broad daylight robberies, and forcefully taking ownership of shops and houses. In between their rampage, they rebranded themselves as Humpty and Dumpty, and declared their minions who terrorised the village in their name as the King’s Men and Horses. The people of the village tried several times and in several ways to drive Humpty and Dumpty out, but they were unable to. After months of failed attempts, the villagers came together and agreed to take drastic action against the gang. The plan was simple: lure the gang in with a fake celebration in their honour, get them drunk as much as possible, and when they were beyond intoxication, put them in a...